Wished Lies ch20 BigbangXreader

    

    "Damn! What the Hell!?" You ran down the hallway and straight into the big-ass Y.G van, starting the monster just as you sat on it's concrete like seats. 

    

    After getting the call from Ji Young, you rushed straight out of the Epik High photoshoot area to the vehicle. Seriously? Could one day, JUST ONE DAY, not be hectic? Apparently not; and just to prove that, your phone started to scream from your pocket, almost making you run into a couple of ahjummas on the sidewalk.    

    

    'Damn Damn Damn ' you muttered under your breath. 'Answer it politely, knowing your luck it's probably Y.G or something '

   Having a super polite voice, you answered the phone calmly while running a red light through screaming pedestrians.      

   "Yah! Who the hell told you that you had permission to use my car? I am going to murder you! What the fucking hell?! Wow, you are so thick. Do they teach that in America? Is this payback or some shit? Kiss your job goodbye, you crossed the line maid." The person on the other line caught his breath. At the constant yelling through your cheap cell phone, you could feel the fury building up and making your skin boil. 

   

     This guy is really trying your luck, huh? Even after being all 'nice' earlier. Okay, okay, this guy really has balls... or maybe he just has a vagina. 

    

"Excuse me " You said in an equally calm and high voice as the one you use to address your superiors.

    

    "Oh so you finally want to act politely now, huh? Stupid beggar, you already kissed your job goodb-"

    

    "Excuse me sir," You repeated yourself, trying so hard not to floor the gas and hit some of the pedestrians on the sidelines just to vent your anger. "But it seems like your head is so far up your ass, that oxygen can't get to your brain." Oops, there goes the polite voice.. "If you value your life, listen well: I. DON'T. HAVE. YOUR. FUCKING. CAR.  I am not any old street thug, so sorry for misleading you." You stopped for a minute to cool your emotions; if you went down to his level, there is no turning back. 

   

     After a few moments of silence, you broke the icy wall of tension between the two lines. "Okay, now that you understand, I need to help you. I already know that Ji Young and Young Bae are at the shoot in the lobby waiting to be picked up (I am on my way there now) and you obviously don't have your vehicle, so that leaves.." 

       

    "Dae and the maknae." T.O.P's voice finally became his own; the deep, skin-chilling edgy voice was finally calm and oddly reassuring. 'Whatever, he has a sexy voice because he is an idol, but on the inside, he is most definitely the jerkiest jerk bastard ever.' You sighed and returned to the call.

    

    "I am glad a stupid bully like you can figure that out also. Oh," turning your signal on, you almost forgot to mention one key thing. "I really hope they have your car, because the are apparently missing.." You heard Choi choke on something through the speaker- water, coffee maybe? You hardly tried to hold back a laugh as a thought came to mind. "Yeah-ha-ha-a, umm you might want to find them quickly because, well, you know that they are in an 'intimate relationship' right? As in, it's a beautiful night, the stars are out, they are young, there in a probably really expensive car, the backseat just happens to be enough room to do somthing super sex-"
    

    "ALRIGHT! oh my god.. oh my god.." The voice cracked with oblivious confusion and anger... You could totally see that jerk yelling at DaeSung and Seungri as they maked-out in his back seat, keeping the doors locked. 

    

    "Wh-What should I do?" The bully asked as you pulled up to Y.G's building, spotting Bae and Ji in the front.

    

    "Well, whatever you do, just please find them... oh wait. Why do you need your car again?" You asked the musician, I mean, he DID say he had his own ride and could take care of himself and was independent and shit... and why not stab at his pride? Muhahaha, this is getting fun.

    

    Just before the rapper could answer you, Young Bae found you parked in the front of the building and ran to the car, a disappointed-looking Ji Young trailing behind him. You quickly pointed to the phone and made a 'shh shh' sign with your fingers. He understood and beamed at you, silently opening the car door and buckling up.

    

    "O-Oh Yeah... Could you pick me up?" Aw man, this guy was really desperate huh? You could hear the defeat in his voice, it was like an angel singing 'Hallelujah!~' 

    

    "Hmmm okay. But! You have to promise me one thing!" What? Might as well enjoy it while you can..

    "Danm-it, SLAVE! Slave, you are really pushing your luck, you know that? I DO have Y.G on spee-"

    

    "It's not anything big, I swear. Now just promise me one little favor, okay?"

    

    He mumbled a half-hearted 'Promise..' and mumbled something else noncoherent, but that didn't matter. 

   

     "Okay, we will pick you up in a minute."

    "We?"  

   "Okay, so what are you going to do, drop them off and then pick me up..or are you going to bring them to Teddy's and then we will go search for the guys..? Which is it?" 

    

    That's weird, it sounds like he doesn't want to be around the others. That means just you and him. One on One. With no witnesses. 

    

    "Hey now, why are you so eager for it to just be me and y- Wait, you're going to murder me aren't you! Wha- C'mon, I am way too young to die, and I JUST got this job..! Why are you so cruel! You're probably going to beat me senseless aren't you, big bully!" Ji Young and Young Bae apparently thought this was hilarious and started to burst out laughing, trying to muffle it with their hands. 

    

    "Oh gawd no! It's nothing like that, I just thought tha-"

    "Than why..?" DING DING DING! Another evil thought unfurled in your mind to go against the homophobic T.O.P. 

    

    "Ohh so you meant it that way, huh?" You said evenly in a really sexy tone; Young Bae and Ji Young suddenly stopped their laughing to listen in. 

   

     "Wait what? What way?" The thick-skinned bully was now totally lost.

'Okay, here is where you need to hit the jack-pot, just play this off without any mess ups, and it will be all on him! Just don't laugh, don't laugh'

        

    "It's okay T.O.P, I can totally drop them off.. Just like you said, it will be just you and me... who knows what we will do, right? And Dae and Seungri are away too.. The perfect  time to do anything fun and exciting... You really have the right time to bring stuff like this up, don't you? Oh, but I thought you were homophobic..." (You are pretending to be a guy, remember XD)

   

You could hear T.O.P literally die with confusion on the other line. But before he could speak again, you could have a little more fun with this...

    

"But, if you want it, you can.. well, we can experiment. At least I know that I will be getting a nice part of this- remember your promise, master."

        

    At the last remark, you hung up the phone, and finally laughing your ass off in the van. Oh my god, he is going to freak out when he sees you. 

   

     A few moments later, Ji Young tapped you on the shoulder, his face totally confused. 

    

    "Wh-What was that about, hyung-nim?" He asked so tentavily, curious and worried but also not really wanting to know. Oh silly Ji, you are too innocent. 

    

    Than you heard Tae Yang's voice rip through the air with such melancholy and hatred that it wiped the smile off your face. You looked over to see the musician shuddering with an absolute hateful look in his eye. The first thoughts in your mind was 'Damn, you're in deep shit now..'

   

     "T-Tae Yang, don't misunderstand. You know how he was bullying me all the time? Well, I have to have SOME kind of revenge. Plus, you don't need to worry about him coming on to me because I am a guy (It sounds so weird! But some how cool.. not a good sign.) and that man is a homophobic! Remember how he reacted to Dae and the panda? It's alright, I will be fine. It's just. a. prank." You patted him on the shoulder as his expression relaxed a little bit- man, that was close. 

   

     "S-Still, don't do that. Ever." He said uncomfortably. Than Ji tapped your shoulder again, looking awkwardly away as he began to speak in his ultra cutesy way:
    

    "But for you to say that, does that mean you're gay?" 

The words hit you like a dumb-bell. You could imagine just saying: "Oh no, I am not gay, I am just a kid that was abandoned by her parents and sent to a non-existent school in Korea where I had to become a boy just to survive- ultimately to get this job being a day keeper to K-Pop idols.. so yeah, not gay or anything like that.." Now what the hell are you going to get out of this? Well, only one way out..

    

    You sucked up your pride and let your head down. Faking an upset and tortured voice, you had to become an actor once again. "I didn't want anyone to find out.. But it's the truth, I just like boys; I have never been able to like females.. I am sorry for deceiving you." Great. Now you had to act gay. 

   

     All of a sudden you felt an arm pull you into a hug. At first you thought out of the two it was going to be Young Bae (He was like your best friend anyway..) but it actually happened to be Ji Young that embraced you head on. He whispered something like: "Let's chat later.." And pulled away, giving you a look of sympathy  'Why would he look at me like that? Is being gay really that profound?' you noted, leaning back a little in your uncomfortable position. 

    

    Next, you looked at Tae Yang, whose mouth was agape. "Why-H-How? Wait, why didn't you tell me?" He stared at you like you had just confessed you were a spy, or something similar to that. His eyes darted from left to right and he grasped the back of his neck, looking like someone had hit him in the back of the head with a dumbbell  Why did it all of a sudden seem like you had betrayed him? This, the 'secret' that you were telling him was the lie, but you only guessed at what made him so mad, I mean, your sexuality shouldn't come between two great friends like the pair of you right? 

    

    .. oh wait, you had to share a house with him.. maybe that could have been the problem. Tae Yang still looked like he lost his virginity. Maybe now is about the time you should do something, if ever.

   

     "I didn't tell you guys because it would make me lose my job- and I really need the money... but pleas don't worry!" You added hastily, grabbing both of their hands and interlocking your fingers with theirs; forcing them to listen closely. You stared hard ito the idols eyes, Bae suddenly looking up at you with a slight gleam in his eye and Ji staring at you with the ever present pitying look in his eyes. "Don't worry, I don't feel anything with you guys, you are my hyungs after all!" You smiled brightly at them, especially at Bae who seemed to be diffusing a bomb in his corner of the car. 

    

    "Bae!~ Bae! Bae!~ C'mon, pleas don't get me fired!" You pleaded in an uber cute voice, clambering into the back and kneeling in front of him (They were big ass vans..) He just looked up at you, his trusty, happy-go-lucky eyes seemed forever lost. 

    

    "You still lied to me.. I thought we were close.." He said solemnly  looking out the window. He then chuckled darkly; something that didn't suit him at all. As if it called a cloud itself over the van, when he started to snicker like that, the whole vehicle was washed over with a sudden chill. 

    

    "Everyone's gay! And everyone is hiding it huh? Wow, I really didn't expect this.." He laughed a little bit more and then looked back at you. His dark eyes pierced yours, meeting his unnatural gaze made the whole situation a lot more serious than you had hoped. This guy is getting way too serious; especially since this was a lie...

    

    "Hahaha.. " You tried pathetically. You then lunged forward, putting your elbows on Youngbae's lap. He hardly glanced at you. Biting your lip, you added the next segment that could possibly delay this a little further. 

    

    "Tae yang, maybe we should think about this later. I never intended to stress you; you weren't even supposed to know... Hey now, pleas just look at me. " You grabbed his hands and pulled them under your chin, hoping to get his attention. He struggled at first, but then gave in and raised his head.

   

     "You acted indifferent when you found out about Seungri and Dae..."
He shifted his gaze and than looked back at you. "I kind of suspected that though; I had time to prepare even though it was a shock when I noticed hew they were so affectionate with each other..  This is really sudden.." 

   

     After a momment or two, he seemed to totally relax. Still holding his firm, strong hands, you softly questioned him, not wanting to make him turn back into hulk mode. "Am I still a chingu..?"

   

     He suddenly snapped; totally smiling and happy ol' Tae Yang. "IDIOT!"

  He said loudly, giving you a knuckle sandwich. 

    

    "I was just angry that you didn't tell me before hand- of course you are still a chingu. Like you said; I won't have anything to worry about right?" He squeezed your hands as you pulled them away. 'Thank the lord for his weird personality problems..' you prayed silently. 

    

    Looking at G.D (Who had just been scrolling on is phone, probably fed-up with the melodrama) you crawled over to his seat, still on the van floor. "You wanted something sweet right? I will pick up some ice-cream and drop you guys off; I still have to deal with sour-puss." That remark brought an energetic smile to Ji, making him look at Tae excitedly.

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    SEE! We get ice-cream!~ Ohmergawd; I want it so bad!!" He shouted, totally loosing his shit. 

    

    'Maybe I shouldn't get more sugar into his body...' you thought silently, starting up the van and heading to a convenience store. 'But more importantly, what the hell are you going to do with T.O.P?'